General:

I like computers. Network[in]security happens to be a main interest. I'm online most everyday; you'll be most likely to find me In IRC. I idle a lot. (You're only cool if you idle, man. (Just kidding.) I am not cool, don't give a shit to even try and I don't give two shits or a flying glitter purple fuck what you think of me. I'm glad you're mad, happy I could be brutally honest enough to make you realize how fucking pathetic you act, but only in hopes you'll fix it. How could I've been so fucking vain? You'll never change a thing. The fact you're reading this means you have no life and google shit about computers way too much. Anyway, since you're here you might as well read whatever else is here and then have a look in my /files/directory and see if you like anything. Then get the fuck out.

The reality is as follows:

My respect is not given, you earn it.

God exists.

You'll either love me, or you'll hate me, there is no middle ground.

I swear a lot.

I'm paranoid.

I don't sleep much.

Music keeps me sane.

I'm shy.

I'm numb.

You cannot hurt me.

I hope you understand why:

 

I always wear headphones.

No one gets close to me.

I'm terrified of losing.

I hide behind fake smiles.

I keep to myself.

I'm always last in line.

 

Hackers are people too!

Can I use your computer? >:D

 

Things I hate:

 

IBM mainframes. Smurfs, Ewoks, and other forms of offensive cuteness. Bureaucracies. Stupid people. Easy listening music. Television (fuck judge Judy and soaps and Jersey Shore with that fucking gay ass dancing with the stars bullshit) Business suits. Dishonesty. Incompetence. Boredom. Niggers (It's not a skin color it is an attitude. (You can be white and be a nigger too.) VB (It's not even a real language.) People who ask my advice and then never take it. People who are too afraid to tell me they actually DON'T need me.

 

/Komiyan